SaaSturbation

“build #34”

“build #33”

“i am unreasonably good at getting claude to write code. unreasonably bad at getting humans to pay.”

“hit 6k yesterday. already sketching the next saas on a napkin at 2am.”

“woke up to second sale. immediately opened cursor to start project #7.”

“launched on product hunt AND indie hackers on the same day. got 3 upvotes total. posted about it on reddit.”

“10 months building. 4 paying users. my friend shipped a landing page yesterday and has 12 already.”

“traffic spike. biggest day ever. checked stripe: $0. the dopamine was the traffic itself.”

“20 days in, $335. already bored. brain is screaming to start something new.”

“how i got my first 10 sales: told my mom to tell her friends. technically organic.”

“something changed in my analytics today. i refreshed the page 47 times to make sure.”

“strangers are using my thing and i feel nothing. why do i feel nothing.”

“vibe coded a linkedin outreach tool. the irony of automating sales for a product i cant sell manually.”

“first organic sale. zero ad spend. infinite copium that this proves the model works.”

“got my first github sponsor as a student. should i drop out and go full time on this? (its $5/mo)”

“$50/day in ads to hit $10k mrr. net margin after ads: enough for one nice dinner.”

“first internet money. already have 3 new ideas I want to build instead of growing this one.”

“need tools to improve customer acquisition. by tools i mean customers. by acquisition i mean any.”

“2 years. 9 failed projects. finally saw a number that wasnt zero. already thinking about the next one.”

“lost my last client today. at least now i have time to build that other idea ive been thinking about.”